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Post by Mo on Nov 27, 2018 12:01:03 GMT -5
Good,bad,one liners Groaners lol lets hear them. Ok here are a few real groaners to start us off What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!
Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can 'ho ho ho'!
Why did Santa go to the doctor? Because of his bad "elf"!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? Because he had a low "elf" esteem!
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!
What do you call a cat in the desert? Sandy Claws!
Who delivers presents to cats? Santa Paws!
What do you call a dog who works for Santa? Santa Paws!
What do you call Father Christmas in the beach? Sandy Clause!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues!
What did the sea Say to Santa? Nothing! It just waved!
What does Santa do with fat elves? He sends them to an Elf Farm!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas Quacker!
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws
What says Oh Oh Oh? Santa walking backwards!
What goes Ho Ho Whoosh, Ho Ho Whoosh? Santa going through a revolving door!
What is Santa's favorite place to deliver presents? Idaho-ho-ho!
Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it 'soots' him!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2018 0:26:02 GMT -5
What did the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine? This will sleigh you.
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Post by Mo on Dec 6, 2018 9:50:51 GMT -5
@sassy, don't know why but this doesn't seem to have loaded I can't see anything ?
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