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Post by Mo on Nov 16, 2021 13:42:14 GMT -5
A husband and wife were relaxing at home when all of a sudden it started to snow... Their show was interrupted by a news broadcast instructing everyone to park on the west side of the street to allow the snow plows to run. The woman jumps up and grabs her keys to move her car immediately. The next night the snow is still unrelenting and the broadcast instructs everyone to park on the east side of the street to make room for the plows. Again, the woman jumps up and runs with her keys to move her car accordingly. The next night as the broadcast is about to give the instructions, they lose power and don't hear which side to park the car on. The wife frantically asks her husband what they should do. He replies, just leave it in the garage tonight dear.
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Post by Mo on Nov 16, 2021 13:48:30 GMT -5
Little Timmy is skiing on a mountain with his family At a certain point, he decides that it would be nice if he impressed his mother, so he shouts: "look mom, without hands!", then proceeds to drop the ski poles on the snow and go down.
After he manages to return on the top, he shouts again: "look mom, without seeing!" then puts his wool hat on his eyes and go down, but he crashes against a tree out of his family's sight.
Then he returns again up, and shouts to his mother: "look mom, without teeth!"
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