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Post by lins on Sept 3, 2016 17:21:46 GMT -5
Good one!
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Post by toetapping on Sept 6, 2016 15:16:08 GMT -5
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Post by Mo on Sept 15, 2016 19:29:45 GMT -5
The Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in the UK where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. ' ,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework... 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street with the same rules. The first floor has wives that love s*x The second floor has wives that love s*x and have money and like beer The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
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Post by toetapping on Sept 23, 2016 16:11:23 GMT -5
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Post by toetapping on Oct 29, 2016 15:59:44 GMT -5
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Post by Mo on Oct 29, 2016 16:53:43 GMT -5
LOLOLOL toetapping, you drink out of the same size glasses as me LOL
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Post by Mo on Nov 29, 2016 15:25:06 GMT -5
Husband brings the child home from kindergarten and asks his wife, "He’s been crying the whole way home. Isn’t he sick or something?" "No," replies the wife, "he was just trying to tell you he isn’t our Frankie.
"Please help me doctor, I have a bowel movement every morning at 7!"
"But that is a very healthy thing, Mr. Richards!"
"It would be, if I didn't usually wake up at 8:30!" Little Johnny once bought his Grandma a very nice, luxurious toilet brush for her birthday. But when he went to visit her a couple of weeks later, it wasn't in the bathroom. Little Johnny asked his Grandma, “Gran, what happened to the toilet brush I gave you?” “Darling, I'm sorry but I just didn’t like it. After all those years, I’ve gotten used to the toilet paper, and this new thing was just too scratchy.”
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Post by Mo on Dec 12, 2016 17:16:46 GMT -5
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Post by Mo on Dec 19, 2016 16:29:20 GMT -5
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Post by Mo on Jan 3, 2017 13:51:52 GMT -5
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Post by Mo on Jan 3, 2017 17:25:11 GMT -5
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Post by Mo on Feb 26, 2017 5:43:43 GMT -5
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Post by toetapping on Mar 1, 2017 16:17:05 GMT -5
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Post by Mo on Mar 1, 2017 17:49:15 GMT -5
OMG that's me I got ray to get out the chainsaw already toetapping, hell the bird on the bath looks just like me too LOL
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Post by Mo on Mar 4, 2017 9:32:53 GMT -5
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Post by toetapping on Mar 4, 2017 22:49:03 GMT -5
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Post by Mo on Mar 6, 2017 12:54:21 GMT -5
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Post by toetapping on Mar 8, 2017 15:22:20 GMT -5
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Post by lins on Mar 9, 2017 12:33:16 GMT -5
I am drawn to looking at this photo like being drawn to look at a wreck. lol
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Post by toetapping on Mar 9, 2017 14:58:59 GMT -5
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Post by toetapping on Mar 11, 2017 15:45:56 GMT -5
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Post by toetapping on Mar 12, 2017 14:53:33 GMT -5
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Post by toetapping on Mar 13, 2017 15:31:04 GMT -5
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Post by Mo on Mar 14, 2017 5:29:29 GMT -5
LOL toetapping, I swear you have a stack of photo's of me I seem to either be sat on the side of a bath or swinging off a pole lol
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Post by Mo on Mar 14, 2017 5:30:13 GMT -5
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Post by toetapping on Mar 14, 2017 14:26:55 GMT -5
You had bet watch out Mo.
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Post by Mo on Mar 14, 2017 14:38:03 GMT -5
OMG LOL now i know you can see me that looks just like Ray
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Post by toetapping on Mar 16, 2017 14:49:46 GMT -5
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Post by Mo on Mar 16, 2017 15:43:52 GMT -5
OMG lol toetapping, I am beginning to worry about your little fetish of mens backsides lol That was a good one.
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Post by toetapping on Mar 16, 2017 22:57:28 GMT -5
Not quite that big though Mo. Here is a new exercise for us.
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