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Post by Mo on Mar 17, 2017 7:54:14 GMT -5
Not quite that big though Mo. Here is a new exercise for us. LOVE IT just my kind of exercise could do it all day long and never feel the strain. One or two new moves there I better warm up first where's my glass LOL
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Post by toetapping on Mar 17, 2017 23:06:22 GMT -5
This one tickled my fancy.
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Post by Mo on Mar 19, 2017 18:15:57 GMT -5
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Post by lins on Mar 19, 2017 20:13:45 GMT -5
This one tickled my fancy. I about spit water all over my screen when I saw this one
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Post by toetapping on Mar 19, 2017 22:48:38 GMT -5
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Post by Mo on Mar 21, 2017 10:40:03 GMT -5
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Post by toetapping on Mar 21, 2017 18:21:38 GMT -5
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Post by Mo on Mar 23, 2017 14:51:36 GMT -5
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Post by toetapping on Mar 23, 2017 16:01:12 GMT -5
Love it Mo.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2017 17:35:21 GMT -5
Ok my mother told me this joke decades ago. I never forgot it. A woman died and found herself welcomed at a firey gate by the . She said 'Oh, no! I'm in hell!' The greeted her warmly and kindly and said, "things aren't so bad here. I will show you around and you can make a decision where you want to spend eternity." The showed the woman room after room, many filled will fire and brimstone, some with whips and screams, and other horrors. Then the opened a door and showed the woman a room filled with shit and naked people standing chest deep drinking coffee. The woman was surprised to find coffee in hell. She told the this is the room I choose. So the had her undress and wade in and handed the woman a steaming cup of very good coffee. The woman sighed and thought to to herself this isn't so bad. Just then a bell rang and the shouted "Coffee break is over. Back on your heads!"
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Post by Mo on Mar 25, 2017 3:58:21 GMT -5
LOL that's a good one @grayjet, I didn't see that coming.
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Post by toetapping on Mar 25, 2017 15:29:51 GMT -5
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Post by Mo on Mar 27, 2017 16:17:46 GMT -5
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Post by toetapping on Mar 28, 2017 15:02:47 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2017 17:39:09 GMT -5
A husband goes to see his doctor. The doctor asks him, "Do you engage in any dangerous sports?" The man says, "Sometimes I talk back to my wife."
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Post by toetapping on Mar 29, 2017 19:06:19 GMT -5
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Post by Mo on Mar 30, 2017 4:48:09 GMT -5
LOL I love it toetapping, Here's one that may have a bit of truth in it LOL A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter.
The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2017 23:04:27 GMT -5
I'm laughing so hard that BJ says I'm having too much fun. Poor farmers cow. Balls are only decoration, funny, so damn funny.
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Post by toetapping on Mar 31, 2017 15:54:49 GMT -5
Good one Mo..
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2017 20:31:37 GMT -5
This is cuz I'm still thinking about the Trump post, penis inspectors and stiff poles.
What do you get when you cross a potato with a penis?
a dick-tater
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Post by toetapping on Apr 1, 2017 15:25:16 GMT -5
Love it grayjet :D
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2017 15:38:11 GMT -5
If only I looked as good as those marinated chicks.
What do you call a man that has lost his intelligence?
a widow
Poor dear.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2017 15:40:03 GMT -5
What is the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says, and I believe her,........."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2017 16:45:10 GMT -5
Ok BJ said I don't have to do laundry today after all.
I was going to sort the laundry via the man's way....
Too filthy must wash and filthy but still wearable
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Post by toetapping on Apr 2, 2017 15:25:26 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2017 16:06:04 GMT -5
Hilarious toetapping, hilarious. I used to pray my husband would die AND I rehearsed being sad he was dead so when they came to tell me I wouldn't jump for joy. He was an abusive prick. Alas he never died while serving his country. Sad for me I could have used the insurance money. He was a creep. Shudder.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2017 16:10:17 GMT -5
Now a joke after my gloom.
How has the downturn in the economy affected eating habits?
The 5 second rule is now a 5 minute rule.
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Post by lins on Apr 3, 2017 11:10:50 GMT -5
Now a joke after my gloom. How has the downturn in the economy affected eating habits? The 5 second rule is now a 5 minute rule. This made me laugh. Kind of a guilty laugh....cause it is sad that people go hungry....eat out of dumpsters etc.
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Post by toetapping on Apr 3, 2017 14:16:43 GMT -5
grayjet as long as you are happy now.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2017 14:51:44 GMT -5
Extremely happy toetapping, and very loved by my partner. She is sweet, kind, loving, tender, funny, and loves ME! Once I got to a safe place to be my real self and quit hiding from being a lesbian life got loads better. We laugh together a lot.
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