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Post by toetapping on Sept 27, 2017 15:44:36 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2017 23:48:24 GMT -5
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snow balls
How can you make a snowwoman?
Add boobs.
:D
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2017 13:33:22 GMT -5
Exhaustipated
(Adj) Too tired to give a shit.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2017 14:18:55 GMT -5
Flaslight A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!" source: www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/funnydirtyjokes.html
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Post by Mo on Oct 15, 2017 9:52:24 GMT -5
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
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Post by toetapping on Oct 19, 2017 15:42:50 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2017 19:33:13 GMT -5
A man and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.
He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” Then stormed off to work.
By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home.
“What took you so long to answer?” he asked.“I was in bed,” she replied.“What were you doing in bed this late?”“Getting a second opinion.”
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Post by toetapping on Oct 21, 2017 23:33:37 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2017 21:06:40 GMT -5
What do you call a goblin that gets too close to the bonfire?
A toasty ghosty.
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Post by toetapping on Oct 31, 2017 19:01:27 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2017 0:12:36 GMT -5
This old man and woman had been married for 30 years.
In those 30 years, the woman had always insisted on the the lights being off when they had sex as she was embarrassed.The man was thankful for this really as he was embarrassed too and scared that he couldn't please her, so in the dark he always used a big dildo on her.
After all these years of sex, she still had no idea that's what he did.
One day, she decided that they'd been together so long that there was no reason to be embarrassed even though her body was now old. So in the middle of sex she reached over and turned the bedside lamp on, only to see that her husband was using a dildo.
She said angrily, "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!"The man replied, "Ok, but first - explain the kids!"
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Post by toetapping on Nov 15, 2017 16:12:55 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2017 0:13:24 GMT -5
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Post by toetapping on Nov 20, 2017 15:02:33 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2017 15:44:44 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2017 15:54:44 GMT -5
*Three men died, but before God would let them into heaven, God gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted. The first guy said, “I want to come back as myself, but 100 times smarter.” So God made him 100 times smarter. The second guy said, “I want to be better than that guy, make me 1000 times smarter.” So God made him 1000 times smarter. The last guy decided he would be the best. So he said, “God, make me better than both of them, make me 1,000,000 times smarter.” So God made him a woman.**
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Post by toetapping on Nov 22, 2017 18:57:09 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2017 21:56:53 GMT -5
Lol toetapping, still wearing my flip flops and never wearing a bra!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2017 18:34:03 GMT -5
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Post by toetapping on Nov 29, 2017 15:32:51 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2017 14:24:35 GMT -5
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Post by toetapping on Nov 30, 2017 15:08:23 GMT -5
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Post by Mo on Dec 5, 2017 13:20:39 GMT -5
Paddy and Mick are talking. Mick says, "Do you know Christmas is on a Friday this year?" "Is it?" says Paddy, "Let's hope its not on the 13th..."
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Post by toetapping on Dec 7, 2017 22:53:46 GMT -5
:))
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Post by Mo on Dec 8, 2017 13:27:38 GMT -5
One for our Texan friends @grayjet lol He’s right you know!
T his was written by a black gentleman in Texas and is funny. What a great sense of humor..
When U Black, U Black!
When I was born, I was BLACK
When I grew up, I was BLACK
When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK
When I got cold, I was BLACK
When I was scared, I was BLACK
When I was sick, I was BLACK
And when I die, I’ll still be BLACK
NOW, you 'white' folks . ..
When you’re born, you're PINK
When you grow up, you’re WHITE
When you go in the sun, you get RED
When you’re cold, you turn BLUE
When you’re scared, you're YELLOW
When you get sick, you’re GREEN
When you bruise, you turn PURPLE
And when you die, you look GREY
So why y'all be callin' us
C O L O R E D Folks!!!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2017 21:50:35 GMT -5
Very true and funny.
In the current climate of racism, nazis, and kkk in our sick country and white house this joke would not be funny.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2017 0:28:55 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2017 0:30:29 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2017 18:17:56 GMT -5
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Post by toetapping on Dec 14, 2017 0:42:33 GMT -5
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